American cheese, AGAIN?

"Really people, where's the foie gras? The braised squab? The caramelized leeks? How do you expect me to refine my palate with such proletarian gruel?"

Attempted Great Escapes

Polite:



"Excuse me, would someone be so kind as to let me out?"


Forceful:



"Perhaps if I just just shove my head through this netting..."


Athletic:



"Oh damn, I didn't see that wall there."

Sneaky:



"What baby? I don't see a baby. I don't know what you're talking about..."

Back to Basics

Ok, I've FINALLY managed to eke out a second, so let's just take a moment to remember why we're all here:

CUTE BABY!!!!

Coming this week: The Uncle Brigade continues on!